Past Time


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Imagine....

I made it past the ticket booths with only minor injuries….Looking at center field

I stopped just inside the front gate of the ball park and quickly checked all of my pockets to make sure everything’s in place and accounted for that I would need during the game:

1)      Small mirror:

To blind opposing players when they are trying to pitch, field or catch a pop-fly deep to any part of the infield/outfield.

2)      Laser pointer:

I use this primarily for the pitcher and the corner of the catcher’s eye that is closest to my side of the field. I only utilize this tool for a 0 and 3 count or during a 3 strikes 2 balls scenario, or an emergency.

3)      Air horn:

Just to piss the people off that don’t agree with the play calling I make from my seat.

4)      Binoculars:

Boobs….

5)      Stolen credit cards:

Beer, hot dogs, souvenirs…

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About Mavadelo

Dutch, Pothead, Married since 1999, once homeless officially homed since uh...I guess somewhere around 2006. Music lover (anything but techno) Animal friend (in general, dogs and cats more specific, wolves rule though), Happy (most of the time) Pacifist, optimist but also sarcastic, cynical and philosopher (big word, if I find a better one....) oh... Gamer, PC freak, Software junky, bottom level hacker (lol i can "hack" some of my games but t.b.h others did the work, I just apply their knowledge) all around "can you fix my pc Martin" guy did I mentioned married?

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