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I stopped just inside the front gate of the ball park and quickly checked all of my pockets to make sure everything’s in place and accounted for that I would need during the game:
1) Small mirror:
To blind opposing players when they are trying to pitch, field or catch a pop-fly deep to any part of the infield/outfield.
2) Laser pointer:
I use this primarily for the pitcher and the corner of the catcher’s eye that is closest to my side of the field. I only utilize this tool for a 0 and 3 count or during a 3 strikes 2 balls scenario, or an emergency.
3) Air horn:
Just to piss the people off that don’t agree with the play calling I make from my seat.
5) Stolen credit cards:
Beer, hot dogs, souvenirs…
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